Nati Jade's New Big-Girl Life ♥

Life with a baby Goblin

  1. thatledge reblogged this from heyfunniest
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  3. paintedindigoskies reblogged this from totallyseme and added:
    A paper fan. Well, what do you know? :D
  4. druggedunicorns reblogged this from poisonous13kiss and added:
    AIR. Now it’s my dog Xeta.
  5. anniebiebah reblogged this from endangeredbitch
  6. musiccat155 reblogged this from strawberrylaugh and added:
    …A rubber band. Wooowwwww…..What the heck, do I flick it at him or something?
  7. everhappening reblogged this from naughtyowl and added:
    a cup made of duct tape, i am so screwed
  8. demikoro reblogged this from the-flying-blue-quill and added:
    endoflineusers: oftaggrivated: ohmyuser: joike: sassacre: oraldiarrhea: suchirolle: southernitaly: Chapstick I’m...
  9. moonlite-suspenders reblogged this from needklainenow and added:
    empty snapple bottle. this can work.
  10. mygaucheness reblogged this from xofuckoff
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  12. temptingyou reblogged this from spoilerqueen and added:
    ….a fucking letter stuck to my desk…I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT BITCH. YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BAD SELF.
  13. sarasayssmile reblogged this from oracle-of-the-moonsand and added:
    Ukulele… haha.
  14. oracle-of-the-moonsand reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  15. all-wibblywobbly-timey-wimey reblogged this from kingmelanie and added:
    my printer… hmmm…
  16. kingmelanie reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  17. alisasi reblogged this from whysoblueberrie and added:
    Eric Foner’s book about American History @,@
  18. mrscandyv reblogged this from devinepurpose
  19. markborejon reblogged this from a-beautifulmasterpiece and added:
    A SPEAKER. Imma shove my speaker up his ass.
  20. choupatate reblogged this from porcelainmadien and added:
    A window. Ok, i’ll throw this bitch away by the window
  21. naughtyowl reblogged this from strude-heartlines and added:
    An Asian, I believe I’m safe.
  22. disneylandacidtripforever reblogged this from 500-days-of-life and added:
    a mini mets baseball bat, sweet! no lie it was actually next to me
  23. 500-days-of-life reblogged this from graceface1357 and added:
    My husky doll x.x
  24. graceface1357 reblogged this from be-at-peace-not-pieces
  25. be-at-peace-not-pieces reblogged this from melibear and added:
    A computer speaker..
  26. melibear reblogged this from callmebritish and added:
    An empty 4loko can. I’m fucked. lmao
  27. churchofhotaddictions reblogged this from clairvoyantkingsofnowhere and added:
    Applebee’s gift card. FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
  28. mrgio reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
  29. mesharry reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    a plate, a fork, a knife, a tv and a tv-table (?) with lots of things in :P so i’ll throw the plate at him, then stab...
  30. blahblahshelley reblogged this from fisharecool
  31. fisharecool reblogged this from dontcallmedarling and added:
    Nasal Spray. Fucking bring it.
  32. dontcallmedarling reblogged this from joshiewajames26 and added:
    Aloe Vera. Bring it.
  33. si-dios-quiere reblogged this from ellercops and added:
    a can of almonds. hopefully he is allergic!
  34. ellercops reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    my philosophy folder? yeah i’ll cram his throat with plato, aristotle and nietzsche. sounds legit.
  35. joshiewajames26 reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    Water bottle…. I’m dead.
  36. karmafuckurself reblogged this from unic0rnhook3r
  37. maccaholic reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    katie macleod… sweet deal.
  38. thepotterkilljoyrickmaniac reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    OH GOD A TELEPHONE!
  39. unic0rnhook3r reblogged this from slytherin-whore-for-life and added:
    a plastic bag. maybe katy perry is going to kill him with her singing?
  40. slytherin-whore-for-life reblogged this from mypatronuswasatimelord and added:
    Tv, radio, and pepsi can So I’m going to cram the pepsi can down his throat, after I throw the pepsi can at his dick,...
  41. nati-jade reblogged this from iam-nosuperman and added:
    A chair! Could do some damage tbf. Would need to put the baby down first though.
  42. wayfindersandpaopufruit reblogged this from graveyardfrolicking and added:
    lol it so happens to point at my bo staff behind the door. >:)
  43. graveyardfrolicking reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh
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  45. live-wild-live-free reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
    a pillow. I will kill you fucker!
  46. wielderofthewindwaker reblogged this from nirvaijuana and added:
    A hairbrush. Prepare to get your ass beat mofo.
  47. iam-nosuperman reblogged this from adventuresofbetahugh and added:
    My LAPTOP :| fuck that shit, i’d rather him kill me :|
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